To eat I got dog beer, peanut butter treats, and meat loaf pup cakes!
Sure I had to wear a silly hat and sit around a while before I could get my treats. Oh yeah, they strapped some stupid balloons on me as well, like it’s supposed to make a tough guy like me look cute!
But hell, it was well worth it! I popped the balloons and I even got to unwrap a present. A piece of cake considering I’ve been tearing newspapers and books from month and months ago.
This Birthday business, I like, very much!

It’s my birthday tomorrow and this is a taste of what’s to come!

There is a park outside our house. My human parents usually take me there and throw the ball so I can catch it. Screw that, there is a lake there with ducks, of course I am going to run into the lake!

On Friday morning I woke my human parents up at 4AM a few times. I dont usually do this but I really had the runs! Apparently I gave them a fright. That afternoon they took me to the vet, I like my vet! She determined that I had a bacterial infection and I also had a bit of a temperature but I didn’t even notice. I was super excited to be at the vet’s and especially because the resident dog was there. Did I mention I luv other dogs! I got given some medicine and I was also put on a gourmet diet. I will be eating rice and mince. YUM! I guess being sick isnt so bad after all!

I dont understand what the point is of having all those bushy leaves on the little tree so I made it better!

I even drool all over the sofa!